Bananas

Woman histeria:

Nancy: It's a little light.

Fielding:l'll get the shade.

N:Do you have any candles?

F:No. Why?

N: This light for the mood,it's not right, right now.

That's too light.  ls it warm in here?

F: Warm? 

N:Warm. Where's the bathroom?

F:  The bathroom? Right there. 

N: Leave a little air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MWLRWcMKrE

Woody Allen

Pequeño homenaje.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

CRISTINA

No, I just have to come face to

face with the fact that I am not

gifted, you know? I-I can

appreciate art and I love music,

but...it's sad, really, because I

feel like I have a lot to express

and I am not gifted.

Juan Antonio: Maria Elena used to say that...only unfulfilled love can be romantic.

                    - Oh, God is testing us.           
- If he's gonna test us, why doesn't he give us a written?

Love.and.Death 

Hada

- Sonja, what if there is no God?

- Boris Dimitrovitch, are you joking?

- What if we're just a bunch of absurd people

who are running around with no rhyme or reason?

- But if there is no God,then life has no meaning.

Why go on living?Why not just commit suicide?

- Well, let's not get hysterical. I could be wrong.

I'd hate to blow my brains out, then see they found something.

Love and Death

Annie Hall

And I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to the psychiatrist and says 'Doc, my brother is crazy, he thinks he is a chicken ' . And the doctor says 'Well, why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would, but I need the eggs'.

Well, I guess that's pretty much what I feel about relationships.

You know, they are totally irrational, crazy and absurd.

But I guess we keep going thought them because... most of us need the eggs.